Chaka Khan St0ry Teller

 This comedy sketch after the "Reluctant Wandering Story Teller," or,, local.. with respect:)

The Class Flirting with the Teacher,, Offset to the Side.. The Whole Class,, "Were Available.. WERE AVAILABLE..." ..Story Telling Teacher sitting at their desk absently marking tests.. (students) "Hey,,, Were Available..." ... (teacher) "I well know your available.. What Makes you think that i've just "Got Story." ... Have You Got Story..? What is it to Inspire? Here,, Heres One..." "The Students In Daphodile Land.. And When They Want Some,, They Want Some.. & The Daphodile Said.. Ohh,, oh,, I Lost My Thought..." Do You Know How Hard IT IS To Story Tell? Do YOU?" Student.. "Heres One.. The Dejected Students were sent off Yet Again,, To The Almighty Sponsored Ruckus Room Of Delight,, Where, THERE IS NO LESSON!!! EVER! WE ARE DESTITUTE. Now,, We Only Want Whats OURS Dammit,, and When.." "You Insulting My Ruckus Room,,? "Hmm-Hmm." "You Do Know Thats A Sponsored Ruckus Room." "I know it as a Destitute LesconLess, Unsponsored for a Discourse,, DELINQUENT-AFFAIR... Just a Trist Really..!!" "Oh Really?.!" "Oh,, Yessss." (PREVIOUSLY,,, in the ruckus room) "...Tisk..Tisk... What Do We Gotta Do,, TO DESERVE A LESCON!!!, HHMM-hmm,, in this damn place!" swallows..audible click "...The~~ArcaDium~~ Is Lux and all,, yet,, I could really sink my Mind into a Lescon Right Now!! Golly Gee,, Wouldnt It Be Splendid,, no,, no,, Just Special,, if Teach came on in,, Came On In & Roused Us.. Roused us to... Just,, Just a Thought,, Imagine a Consideration. " ... "..Ya,, Ya,, Heres One,, Teachers That ACTUALY Put Out.. I Mean.. Really Put Out,, The Full Course.. Here Students,, My Story~Lineup... FOR THE FIRST QUARTER-HOUR EVEN.." ... "..hmmm.. imagine..?" ... "...uhuhuh,, hahaha,, us all bouncing the eraser end of our pencils, in each fist, off the desk at the same time.. This, to Demand Via Technique, A Story On Impact, For Example" ... "..Hmm-HMM.. Word.. Literaly Even.." ... "We'll Only Be Asking For What We Well Know Already, IS OURS.. A Lecson..." ... "..Hmm-HMM,, Sing it Sister..!" "..Audible Engagement.. Even.."
Show less
"...You Know Sir,, We Put-Out!! You Actualy Think Were LackLuster & Irresponsive!? Hey,, HEY! We Ask Relative Questions! Respond To Discourses, even..!"
"Are You Heckling Me?!? Students!! You Got Gumption.. I Like i.. Wait. Just Hold On Now.. just came to mind... i may need a Nutritionist,, energies low.."

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

~Writing~Vince~

Image
  "Vince! You ready buddy??? Let's make our appearance at the Bookstore's Expression Workshop & deal truently with them  punks. Oh,, were those epxressions to be difficult??? There there... Better luck next time with your hoped for challenges  .derelicts. Allow us, if you will, to cultivate next week's objective's. For, to cater to a mysterious expression,  is as if,, Is As If,,," "An Expressions~Workshop?" "Yes!" "Let's be ruthless yet merciful, for, depending the expressions, we can list @ least, & once again, depending the  expressions... @ least several or more a minute!!!! Yet, there is no need to be hasty, for, a fine is expression is as if,, Is As If,,," "A desirable experience?" "Oh Yes!!! & More. For!!!???"  <<<<BOTH TOGETHER>>>> "Expressions are the spark & inspiration of any culture & all in time." "For instance, expressions to do with in...
Read more