Story.

 ...id like to get more perspective on this sign and take a photo,, hmmm, ill cross the street and visit that bookstore while im at it. (fiona crosses the street and as she does she puts her camera level to take a photo of the approaching bookstore, yet theres an incoming call from a number registered as ``20 Dollar Bill``. Ill Take It! `` Hello... and, ILL TAKE IT!!?```  ``You Certainly Are Interested in my Money,, Somewhat presumptuous..`` ``Well, you brought it up..``  ``Indeed,, A Greenback is yours. Find it before Tonights Event and there will be more.`` (dial-tone) ``hmm, its true, i signed a mailing list with my number for this event and ticket.. and as i walked up people were looking at and answering their phones...and,, ya, they still are.. this is part of the event.. Fine,, ill take this guy for his money,, aint nooo problemo... Ohoho,, not even foorrrrr a Second,, oh no-oo-whoaaaaaaa... k,, gonna take the photo of the theater.. ya,, all kinds of people looking at or answering their phones.. wonder if there have ever been experiments to see just what a Show`s Host can prompt their audience to do,, ``We actualy had our audience comb the entire area for rubbish that may have a code on it written in special ink... they were to put the rest of the trash they found in conveniently provided bags or carts... We Had Our Audience Clean Our Neighboorhood!! We Plan On Doing It Again Next Year..!`` ``Well, There you have it folks,, I`d like to procure my own audience!! CindyCorruthers - NewsRoomHour @ 6:00``   ...  ``this type of research on the subject even.. oh this will be a nice photo then... our audience cleaning the Blvd. for us.. they must be watching us from the building.. or cars? hmmm, .....

``BookStore... hmm.. whats this then.. 

--``Conceptions In Public Transit`` .. ``Tarif=PublicPerformance For ``A`` Ride? In This Months Issue.````We Cater To PLUS-TENS.. If you want to Ride On This Bus,,, You Better DAMNWELL- Aim-2-Please!. I work the PRIIIME-TIME Shift,,, and it ain`t for nothin that I Want More..!`` ``The Rest of the Passengers also get to heckle all they want, yet, if a proper counter is performed there can then be a mid bus dance off, as the driver can spec in the rear view while driving..``  this can lend to many agitated discussions waiting for busses as to who it is that will sponsor their troop for this commute as to Guest List.. `` ``...yayaya-whadever,, u know my wave is technicaly proficient enough to at least pull off a Plus2,,````,,ya and that makes you a relic as were in need of plus 5,,, damn tool!!``  ``as not everyone likes to dance, nor, public performance, at least of this nature.. so the guest list touter has much merit in these comunities.. and communities collect their resources to offer their Guest-List Provider, Only, The Finest of Footwear.`` ``And as for Singing!!! ``I myself work the morning Rush,, i like to be catered to by some fine disco like motown,, yet, with Finesse.. i consider myself a prime time player,, and i like someone that can bring it, to the plate..``  ``òh, oh great.. PrimeTimer,, hes always amped for the finest,, dammit,, now were tooled.. `` 

--``..Ohhhh Ya,, OF COURSE,,, Its Morris,, He Hates Dancing and Singing,,`` ``ya,, and what does this mean and how could he be possibly working public transit here??`` ``It means 10.50 and a further 20 cents per 300 feet, plus,, he loves story telling,, and,, as it HAPPENS,, theres no story teller amongst us!!..`` ``well why isnt just a story then dammit, and during the ride we can try to wing it...?`` ``You think hes a newb,, He may only give us our money back, and thats maybe, if weve got the best story ever,, and we dont,, dammit, we just dont...``

 or at times  His bus just goes around the circuit alone as his tarif is too pricy people wait gladly to provide public performance to an unenthused public..

--``Hey Punks,, You Got Story,,?`` ``Uh,, `Hey,  Morris,, No,, We Got no Story..``                                      ``10.50 and an additional 20 cents per 300 feet. You`ll be lucky if you make your destinations..````Ya,we know..`` ``..ya,, and if you only had the Suspension of Disbelief of Story, you may actualy make your destination..`` ``oh, oh,, i heard a good one last week..!``  ``The Tea-Cozy Miracle  considered to be as if The GoldenFleece, for absorbancy ??`` ``..uh, ya,, thats the one..``  ``well,, i suppose it depends on how u relate it... you may just make your destination after all,, 10.50 each please, and 20 cents per 300sf thereafter...``  "...we know.."  

``As You Can See Here... there is a Panel on the side of the Bus-Shelter revealing the Tarif for our County and its applicable moves and Guest List moves Specificaly.. It also shows that you can be heckled yet can defend your position if providing a counter move with timing.``

``And to enter the Metro,, It`s the Luge, which takes you the rest of your way..`` ``I Make It To Work In Record Time!!!`` ``Says One Commuter`` ``I Don`t...`` ``Says the other, Unfortunately..``One Mans Place of Employment is Downhill,,, Regretably, The Others Is Uphill..````I rarely take the Metro..`` ``And No Wonder.. Shirley Evans TownCustomsNews.``

``OHhh, thats wrong,, they aughta at least offer a chain and hook for uphill commuters, just hook it right onto the Luge.. What kinda Public-Transit is this...?``

``Public Performance Wise, For the Metro,, You Truely Do Gotta Sweep Yourself-Off Your-Own-Feet, to get , to your Place,, Of Employment.`` ``Rogered Vector - Summit-News @ 6.``

shows some tourists inspecting the diagram`d Tarif`s.. Guest List + Ten with the Headspin.. 

Locals Say: ``Yeah, we often argue about who`s gonna pull what off to attain guestlist,,`` 

Showing the Tourists inspecting the Bus-Stop Sign and Metro Sign Diagram`d Tarifs.. Well excecuted  femmes or gents dressing room characters pulling off various moves,, or the luge with record setting 7 stop down hill wonder address to live at for one commuter.. I Love My Public Transit.  Is What He Says..

Our Decent into the Metro at our Station is so steep due to the Terrain there are 5 damn turns in the Escalator to get down and it makes for one of the most Jolting Rides Ever!!``

``These People Truly use the intensity of the escalators and stairs down sometimes 4 or five stories underground.. A Hardy yet Rugged Peoples as going down that many flight is a twisty and turny or fleighty affair..``  ``I line the inside of my luge with the mighty Pillow!!``

``Ya,, I get to work in a Record time of just under 27 seconds once in the tunnel, yet my luge is so comfortable, im already drifting off by the time i get there............!!`` 

hmmm another title

Gregor`s Pinch-Commander`s..  

``Dad.. About tonight,, the kids menu is Unyeildingly Happy, to even add salt would be to somehow add insult.`` ``There there now son. It`s not that bad, and the food is incredible!!`` `` Dad, its not the food,, its the menu and the accompanying unfortunate ordering process, the names of the meals themselves are irrelatably uncomfortable! I can`t, no way,, and thats why I went ahead and Hired a Pinch-Hitter, or, Orderer.. ya, ya i think thats him coming up on the next corner,, ya, ya,, Green-Cardigan! Thats him, Thats him,, pull-over!`` ``What do you mean Pull-Over, and for who??`` ``Look dad i dont know what to tell you. They must have hired a deaf menu writer, the thing is so damned uncomfortable, who in their rightear could write it. Thats why i went ahead and hired a pinch ordering service and heres the Slugger right now.`Mr.Dashing. Mr.Dashing,, is that you?`` ``It is I. Is that You,, LoanMenuContender, amongst a gang of, Powdered Sugar Fight Lovers_01,,??`` ``It is I`` ``Son, How Could You.`` ``Sorry Dad...``   ``IN NEED OF A PINCH SLUGGER??? A TRUE MEALTIME CONTENDER???, Browse our Selection of Credentialed Title-Time Hitters,,,,`` ``I`ve been rated amongst the Strongest of Contenders and the Toughest, yet I could Order a Peach Souffle in AnyName ANY-WHERE...!`` ``sound of a kid,, Yet,, with image in circle of light all forelorn, ``Even PeachPollenBerryFuzzyPeachNectar...`` ``Just as I Said Son,, Anything.!`` ``Yayyyyy, Your My Social Occassion Contender!!``   "===Pinch-Ordered.Com==="

``Wow,, that boy was really Swept-Off-His-Feet apparently, maybe i aughta keep these services in mind...``

``hmmm, whats this?? GreenBacks-UsedBooks 127 Lane Way. ---To The Corner Make A Right, Then, Your First right again..Give One Take One Box available.``

Fiona looks across the street to get an idea of whats happening at the theater. The Doors had opened and people were slowly going in. I`ll just check around back quick. Maybe Leah will want to know about this place. They`ve got interesting titles.. 

and so fiona starts to make her way around back to the bookbox wondering if she will find a book in the give and take. yet she didnt have a book to give.. she decided that if she did find one she would drop some money through the mailslot.. and continued on her way. as she... ```BZZZZBZZZZ`` ``Twenty-Dollar-Bill`` ``answering,,``Ì`ll Take It!!``  ``Oh No you certainly won`t. Your thinking to go around back right now and roger that give and take box arent ya.. well i happen to know theres a collectors item in that box right now.`` ``Great, it`ll be worth the walk then..`` ``Yes, for a Gander only, then you can put this irresistible item back and..`` ``breaking in ``Hey, you ever get your audiences to clean your neighborhoods by any chance or even to offer people compliments on say,, their footwear out and about, unscripted even,, a True Compliment can truely Turn Heads for any AudienceMember?? I like precious items.``  ``hhmm,Hmm,, No, yes, no,, yet, you like precious items, in your questionnaire Books arent listed amongst your interests... and again you like precious items...the book without inherint value for its word would lay dormant..until one day your in need of money and then sell it in desperation for a bad price. while the book, instead, could actualy help somebody..``  ''How do you know about this book??"  ''i passed by earlier myself and doubt anyone has been since.. truely rare, hand written in parts, a most Original-Work.."  ''Dazzling, AND, I'll Take It!"  ''Oh no you wont.."  "Why Not,,! it sounds better by the minute. Look, i have a buddy that truely loves books, and is a heritage lover,, this will delight her! Settled then?"  "Make sure to get it to her. This is the key though, if the two of you dont look into it, find someone to look into it for or with you,, or find a good knowledgable audience for it.. Settled then?"  ''Ok. Thanks."